Denver PR Blog

2009 PR Predictions
January 9, 2009, 8:00 am
Filed under: 2009 PR Predictions, GBSM

By Steven Silvers
Hype Optimizer,

•  Tired of negative stereotypes, PRSA will change the term “public relations” to “hype optimization.”

•  Bruce Goldberg’s Press Release Theater will become a Broadway musical staring Nathan Lane as a local newspaper editor who falls for a bottled water publicist played by Swoosie Kurtz.  Hit songs include “Embargo my heart until Friday” and “Pourin’ pourin’ pourin’ at the Press Club.” 

•  Having become enamored with microblogging service Twitter, PR people will be first to adopt nanoblogging service Twit.  

•  Radical environmental groups will march in front of PR agencies in outrage to global warming caused by the Harvard comma.

•  Half of all PR graduates will admit they said they “like working with people” just to get a job.

3 Comments so far
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Thanks for making me laugh today. I think you missed your calling; Entertainment PR could have used you!

Comment by Jill Fox

Ah, yes. I particularly liked the part about the admission of PR graduates. Laugh-out-loud funny!

Comment by Jenny Herring, APR

Bruce reminded me that it’s “Bad Press Release Theater.” I flog myself for the mistake.


Comment by Steven Silvers

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