Rocky Reporter Reveals Man-Crush on ‘Dog The Bounty Hunter’

Check out today’s awkward “Dog The Bounty Hunter” lovefest by Bill Scanlon in the Rocky. Our favorite snippets:

“Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman … sports a look that is a cross between pirate and romance novel cover stud. A sparsely buttoned shiny black shirt allows glimpses of his pecs; he has platinum blond shoulder-length hair that never quits. He’s buff, tricked out and can look very menacing when he’s not smiling or laughing.”

 

One thought on “Rocky Reporter Reveals Man-Crush on ‘Dog The Bounty Hunter’

  1. The description of Dog’s hairdo evokes an image of one of Hef’s girlfriends, when it’s really more of a mega-mullet. Just saying.

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