Fox 31 anchors Ron Zappolo and Deborah Takahara have trouble delivering back-to-back stories that involve a naked intruder named Michael Dick and a new CIA policy that rewards cooperative Afghani warlords with Viagra. (Hat tip to Michael Roberts at Westword and David Harsanyi at the Denver Post.)

Wow – the return of Beavis and Butt-head! Giggling adolescents have nothing on these two. What is the opposite of sophistication? I think we’ve just seen it.