Apparently the Mushrooms Kicked In

Tesla CEO Elon Musk has retitled himself “Technoking” in a move that shockingly wasn’t made during the middle of Burning Man. In a filing made with the SEC, Tesla also disclosed that CFO Zack Kirkhorn has assumed the new title of “Master of Coin.” No comment was provided by Tesla, in part because it has disbanded its PR department.

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