Who Said It, President Trump or Dear Leader?

It turns out that President Trump and Kim Jung-Il, former Supreme Leader of North Korea, share an unorthodox approach to braggadocio. Can you guess which of them said each of the following statements?

1. I was a prodigy who could drive at age 3 and was winning yacht races at age 9.

2. My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.

3. I penned six operas in two years – “all of which are better than any in the history of music.”

4. If we are provoked by our enemies, I will not hesitate to slap them with a pre-emptive nuclear strike.

5. My IQ is one of the highest in the world.

6. I shot 38 under par in a round of golf, and that included 11 holes in one.

7. I declared an official “National Day of Patriotic Devotion” to celebrate my leadership.

8. It’s very hard for people to attack me on looks because I’m so good looking.

Answers:

1. Kim Jung-Il
2. President Trump
3. Kim Jung-Il
4. Kim Jung-Il
5. President Trump
6. Kim Jung-Il
7. President Trump
8. President Trump