I’m thinking you had better represent either Boulder or Golden if you are a Colorado politician who is going to get away with bongin’ a Coors Light on Stephen Colbert’s show. Fortunately for U.S. Rep. Jared Polis, he represents Boulder. Now for the pressing follow-up: Why hasn’t Golden’s U.S. House Rep. Ed Perlmutter stepped up to bong his own Coors Lights?
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This is AWESOME.
Yes, I used all caps. If you are offended, please meet me at the corner of 22nd and Walnut in Boulder so we can settle this.
I agree with Ef. Not a huge Polis fan, but this was funny. Would have been more impressive had Polis finished it instead of handing it back off to Colbert.
What? no mention of the “tea-bagging capital of the country”