My seventh favorite philosopher/theologian Desiderus Erasmus famously said, “In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.” And in that spirit, charisma-challenged former 9News anchor Bob Kendrick has made the move to Canada. Kendrick, whose professional obituary by Westword’s Michael Roberts described him as “steady, reliable and dull,” has landed as a reporter and occasional weekend anchor at CHEK News in Vancouver.

Wrong sponsor. It’s Uncle Ben’s. Everyone knows that.
Found this on ShopTalk.
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2009/08/12/bc-ckek-tv-employee-offer.html
As a Canadian I find your insult un- called for and rude. A simple update would have been nice. You may find him charisma challenged but you really are diplomatically challenged!