This contract should certainly last long enough for Verizon to acquire Qwest and move the headquarters to New York City. Sigh.
Despite what political consultants think, we flacks know that we are the King-makers (and Queen-makers) on the American political landscape. Without us, Sarah Palin is handling ribbon-cuttings at the new Wasilla Piggly Wiggly. With us, she’s a half-dozen points from vice president. So let’s be sure to use our powers for good, alright?
(Hat tip: Mark Harden at the DBJ)