Who Had the Worst Week?

~ Jeremy Story
  • The Boeing 737 Max has become the Ford Pinto of jets. The aircraft faced a global grounding for 20 months starting in 2019 due to malfunctions in its flight control system, leading to two fatal crashes that claimed 346 lives. This week, it has been grounded again after a side door plug blew out mid-flight on an Alaska Airlines jet.
  • A Texas man accused of shoplifting filed a handwritten lawsuit against Walmart demanding either $100 million or “unlimited lifetime free shopping” at the store.
  • There are a lot of talented reporters in Denver, but I have never used regional Emmy award wins as a measure for who is among the best. The number of reporters, both great and average, who have more than a dozen of the things speaks to how liberally they hand them out. That belief was further confirmed this week when ESPN acknowledged submitting fake names to the National Academy of Television Arts & Sciences (NATAS) to obtain more than 30 fraudulent Emmy awards for members of its “College GameDay” show who were technically ineligible. ESPN then re-engraved the Emmys with actual names and gave them to the employees.
  • Frigid weather has caused more than 10,000 flight delays today across the country.
  • The National Association of Realtors is a bit of a dumpster fire at the moment. CEO Tracy Kasper abruptly resigned this week after allegedly receiving a blackmail threat, five months after her predecessor resigned after being accused of sexual harassment.
  • The Wall Street Journal reported concerns among leaders and board members at Tesla and SpaceX regarding alleged illegal drug use by CEO Elon Musk. The mercurial CEO responded in part with a couple of statements, including “Whatever I am doing, I should obviously keep doing it” and “If drugs actually helped improve my net productivity over time, I would definitely take them.”
  • It will be 78 degrees in Miami this weekend, but weather forecasters are predicting 0-degree weather with a negative 30-degree wind chill for Saturday’s Kansas City Chiefs–Miami Dolphins playoff game in Kansas City.
  • Some members of the Gambian national soccer team passed out mid-flight on their way to an Africa Cup of Nations tournament when the oxygen supply on their Air Cote d’Ivoire flight failed. Said the team’s coach, “I am ready to die for Gambia, but on the football pitch, not off it. I had short dreams where my life passed, I had moments where I thought I was dying.”
  • Quote of the week: “I am not trying to villainize my mom,” uttered by Denver restaurateur Frank Schultz as he attempted to villainize his mom in court regarding a lawsuit about the finances of his company, Tavern Hospitality Group. Schultz’s mom handled the company’s financial accounts.
  • Disgraced former Denver Public Schools board member Auon’tai Anderson first chose not to run for school board re-election because polls showed him with the support of only 9% of voters. Then he announced he would instead run for a state house seat. Well, it turns out those voters also recognized his name, and he has now dropped out of that race as well. And now he has founded an education nonprofit, but of course there is already an issue: 9News reported that “the nonprofit is not currently recognized by the IRS as a 501(c)3 nonprofit, which would allow for tax-deductible contributions while requiring more financial transparency and conflict of interest protections.”
  • Even winners at this year’s Golden Globes weren’t aware of who is behind the awards. Many thanked the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, a now-defunct organization that had been heavily criticized over the past few years for a lack of diversity, transparency and competency. It turns out that Dick Clark Productions actually owns the Golden Globes, having acquired the brand earlier this year.

So, who won the week?

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